Irony Quotes · Page 9

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

— Penn Jillette

It's ironic how we cry harder when explaining why we're crying.

— Anonymous

Heaven has fashioned a knife of irony to stab me with.

— Rachel Hartman

The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.

— Danielle Raine

Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance

— Hussein Nishah

“Good judgment comes by way of experience, which comes of bad judgment.”

— Wolf Pascoe

“I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!”

— ljupka Cvetanova

I guess my sense of humour leans more towards irony and tongue-in-cheek performance.

— Eliza Scanlen

“I would never dream of killing an excellent tailor, not even to keep a secret that could endanger my life.”

— Charlie Huston

I never used to believe in fate. I used to think you make your own life and then you call it fate.…

— Gene Wilder

“The main feature of democracy is voting: whoever’s FOR... raises a hand on whoever’s AGAINST.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

Dear sleep, I know we had some issue when I was a kid, but now I love you & need you the most.

— Robert Escalate

I felt the unfairness of it, the inarguable injustice of loving someone who might have loved you back but can't because it…

— Anonymous

The great irony to Dirk [Gently] is that he sees connections in everything, but the one thing he fails and struggles with…

— Samuel Barnett

There is no shame in not knowing. It's curious that we spend more time congratulating those who have succeeded than encouraging those…

— Anonymous

I was not interested in irony; I wanted to emphasize the primacy of the idea in making art

— Sol LeWitt

“Stop thinking about the fact that the world has turned against you and the irony is you shouldn't even be here. You…

— Brian Michael Bendis

I like grit, I like love and death, I'm tired of irony. ... A lot of good fiction is sentimental. ... The…

— Jim Harrison

“This life is ironic: for it takes pain to discover pleasure; it takes sadness to know happiness; it takes war to value…

— Emmanuel Aghado

Fundamentalists tell us to fear the specter of special rights for gay citizens, though of course gay Americans aren't after special rights…

— Sean Faircloth

“I don’t get you people. You watch the Godfather on television and tons of people are getting shot and stabbed to death,…

— Mario Stinger

Sometimes, on rare occasions, it results in the wedging apart of the two who love each other the most. You can love…

— Anonymous

You hear a lot of rap songs about spending money. I thought, wouldn't it be funny to make a song about saving…

— Lil Dicky

“The irony is, she must have offspring all over the district who would be happy to share their homes with her. But…

— J.M. Coetzee

What is called music today is all too often only a disguise for the monologue of power. However, and this is the…

— Anonymous

He grinned. “I was trying to remember all the deadly sins the other day,” he said. “Greed,envy, gluttony, irony, pedantry…” “I’m pretty…

— Cassandra Clare

“...element of comedy is never completely eliminated from irony. But irony is something more than comedy. A comic situation is proved to…

— Reinhold Niebuhr

The irony is that we've seen this model work really well in Massachusetts because Gov. Romney did a good thing, working with…

— Barack Obama

Oh,” she said. “You can rest assured that I will kill him. Mostly this is to emphasize what I said before: no…

— Richelle Mead

The difference of human being behind the guy on the page is in writing, I'm no longer conscious of personal repercussions because…

— Nick Tosches

It is one of the ironies of this strange century that the most lasting results of the October revolution, whose object was…

— Eric Hobsbawm

“One notorious apikoros named Hiwa al-Balkhi, writing in ninth-century Persia, offered two hundred awkward questions to the faithful. He drew upon himself…

— Christopher Hitchens

You will always own a piece of my heart. Unfortunately that's the piece thats broken.

— Anonymous

If the Ego is hateful, Love your neighbor as yourself becomes a cruel irony.

— Paul Valery

Patience is a virtue, but virtue takes patience

— Monika Van Der Merwe

“Tremendous beauty and tremendous ugliness puts you on the outside of things.”

— Anonymous

Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.

— Hussein Nishah

“Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.”

— James Taranto

Each day of the Obama presidency seems to bring a new, perversely delicious irony.

— Monica Crowley

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out.

— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu