I am obsessed with story. I had a late awakening in life. In college was the first time that I understood what… — Shane Carruth Copy Share Image
I love meeting people who have absolutely no sense of irony. It's really fascinating to imagine what it would be like to… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“Indeed it may be said with some confidence that the average man never really thinks from end to end of his life.… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
There is an irony that the most active anti-gay groups are Al-Qaeda and the American Right wing. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
“sometimes there is too much irony all piled up in the barn, and you have to / pitchfork another steaming pile of… — Mark Leidner Copy Share Image
There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross Copy Share Image
The irony is that while God doesn’t need us but still wants us, we desperately need God but don’t really want Him… — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
I seen the girl of my dream, beautiful, smart, intelligent,and funny.... Then ding ding ding... Damn you alarm clock!! — Patrina Copy Share Image
Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Flies escape from the mouth that says 'A closed mouth gathers no flies.' — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Suddenly the thought that the end of her life was imminent shocked him; it was one thing to pity someone he didn't… — Colleen McCullough Copy Share Image
You hear a lot of rap songs about spending money. I thought, wouldn't it be funny to make a song about saving… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea. — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
It is one of the ironies of history that reformers so often misjudge the consequences of their reforms. — John W. Gardner Copy Share Image
There's not a lot of room for un-ironic emotion in contemporary culture. I think that irony is an important tool in dealing… — John Green Copy Share Image
It’s dangerous to assume that because a person is drawn to holiness in his study that he is thereby a holy man.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Maia screamed and woke. 'Serenity?' Cala's voice, Cala's angular shape outlined against the window. ' 'Tis an ironic title, in sooth,' Maia… — Katherine Addison Copy Share Image
