Irony Quotes by Jonathan Raymond

I'm the type of spiritual person that doesn't speak openly about their spirituality. Irony is probably my religion.

— Jonathan Raymond

Yo can’t reason someone out of something he didn’t reason himself into.

— Jonathan Raymond

I found once you start writing about God it's really fun. It's like a rock singer saying "baby." "Baby, baby, baaayy-by." You start saying…

— Jonathan Raymond

I have a feeling the writers who find screenwriting difficult are usually just not lazy enough for the job. They don't know how to…

— Jonathan Raymond

Banks will fee you to death. If you bounce a check, the bank has a policy to re-post the check three more times to…

— Jonathan Raymond

I've often said, not totally jokingly, that screenwriting doesn't really qualify as real writing at all. You don't string sentences into paragraphs. You don't…

— Jonathan Raymond

Writing fiction is the 'job' I try to keep at the center of things. The movie stuff has been a wonderful accident, though not…

— Jonathan Raymond

I think Trump has made it really hard for people to read, period. He's made it hard for me anyway. Part of his evil…

— Jonathan Raymond

Technology requires knowledge and expertise more than it requires money.

— Jonathan Raymond

Can't make your payments? No problem. The interest charges keep on coming. In fact, banks prefer it that way. More money for them. The…

— Jonathan Raymond

As a book person and a movie person, I feel Jewish. My Dad was more Buddhist than anything, and on the West Coast I've…

— Jonathan Raymond

“To reset the accountability dynamic internally, Friends should have a level-setting conversation with each member of their team, to clarify goals, roles, and responsibilities.…

— Jonathan Raymond