Internet Quotes · Page 75

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

— Dana Gould

We live in an age of rapid mass media, television, Internet. They determine our tempo, not books.

— Don DeLillo

I'm an accidental business person. I just love the medium. I love the Internet.

— Caterina Fake

Honey please,Your Vigina has been used more than Google.

— Anonymous

I love getting online and looking at people's responses to things and communicating with everyone.

— Lights

You do your runway show, and it's all over the Internet before I see anything on there.

— Paul Weller

Internet advertising security and the fight against malware is a top priority for Yahoo.

— Alex Stamos

I have to erase my Google search histories, because they always lead to an obituary.

— Carrie Brownstein

None of our family businesses were focused on technology. It was '93 when I came out of law school, and the Internet…

— J. B. Pritzker

“software can end up turning the most intimate and personal of human activities into mindless “rituals” whose steps are “encoded in the…

— Nicholas Carr

Fire has impacted every part of our lives - without fire, there would be no shopping, right? - that's how the Internet…

— Jay Chiat

The biggest threat to the Internet is, frankly, always going to be complacency. I want to see more and more of us…

— Alexis Ohanian

The most important thing for people to understand is that the basic rule that people have a right to send information over…

— Julius Genachowski

I'm not big on awareness about what's going on online but usually if you do too much online stuff then you usually…

— Alice Eve

We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every American . . . we must help…

— Anonymous

No matter how much Bill Gates may claim otherwise, he missed the Internet, like a barreling freight train that he didn't hear…

— Jim Clark

The Internet's completely overThe Internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers…

— Prince

I think there's gonna be three networks, and then the rest will be Internet-based, and Amazon is gonna be huge and one…

— Derek Waters

When I'm introspective about the last few years I think the biggest mistake that we made, as a company, is betting too…

— Mark Zuckerberg

Here in a nutshell is why Google continues to get hyped by everyone including me (notice who I work for). Google surprises…

— Robert Scoble

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— Anonymous

Today, if you have an Internet connection, you have at your fingertips an amount of information previously available only to those with…

— Peter Singer

“High technology and the Internet, however, have a dark side, as far as China’s leaders are concerned. They now know that the…

— Gordon G. Chang

I feel like there's just so much of everything that I don't know what people have heard and what they haven't heard.…

— Regina Spektor

“Always ask yourself, “Would I be proud of this if it appeared all over the Internet tomorrow?”

— Alan Weiss

Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer.

— Anonymous

The internet is very democratizing in some ways, but it also has other effects.

— David Remnick

There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of the site, and this guy is just a garbage man.

— George W. Bush

“The internet is the nerd Israel, a place to speak and listen to spectacularly specific concerns.”

— Sarah Vowell

“The internet is insecure by default. Netiquette and security certificates add a level of safety.”

— David Chiles

Being able to see an activity log of where a kid has been going on the Internet is a good thing.

— Bill Gates

We didn't expect it to be cool, with people trading URLs instead of phone numbers.

— Tom Anderson

Skype is a wonderful thing. The irony is that you never Skype when you're in the same country as someone.

— Richard Fleeshman

I do most of my shopping online. It's just convenient for me.

— Lauren Conrad

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people.

— Mark Batterson

“After all, the internet didn't surf itself; someone had to look at strange porn, might as well be Max.”

— Richard Stephenson

Googling yourself is like staring at a flame and then putting your hand in it.

— Sue Perkins

Authoritarian systems evolve. Authoritarianism in the Internet Age is not your old Cold War authoritarianism.

— Rebecca MacKinnon

I was forced to say, 'I will not censor the Internet.' But I was never convinced.

— Mahathir Mohamad

I don't know when the Return of the Living Dead are happening. That's been on the Internet for years.

— Tobe Hooper