Stop complaining about not finding the right guy when your tits and ass are out all over the internet — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the internet goes down so you have to use your book to find the answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is special about VOIP is that it's just another thing you can do on the Internet, whereas it is the only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else's mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yes, the internet is democratizing in that sense that the cheap equipment is democratizing. But just because a football is cheap and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Internet is ultimately about innovation and integration, but you don't get the innovation unless you integrate Web technology into the processes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We will have more Internet, larger numbers of users, more mobile access, more speed, more things online and more appliances we can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The No. 1 most credible source of [online] recommendations is YouTube,” Rand says. “But a friend liking a brand page and sharing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would say the consumer Internet companies - in a lot of ways, if you go inside the consumer Internet companies and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks I'm the only kid who spends all day on internet! Little does she know all of you exist! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Jesus, being sent to Earth must've felt kind of like he was being grounded with no internet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a digital world, there are numerous technologies that we are attached to that create infinite interruption. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I laugh at jokes on the internet I don't even laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Know that love is love and finding it on the Internet is just as real and fake as finding it in person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use the free Wi-Fi at Starbucks to complain to Starbucks about how slow their free Wi-Fi is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like some people are caught so deep into impressing people on the Internet that they forget who they actually are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Internet is a battlefield, the prize is your information, and bugs are the weapons” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet should have a place where you can officially register as an Ass Guy or Boob Guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finding a song name: Type all the words you know in Google and hope for the best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a YouTube video and not having an advertisement pop up feels like winning the lottery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the hardest part of searching something on Google is figuring out how to put your thoughts into words. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today we have 1 billion users on the Net. By 2010 we will have maybe 2 billion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every American . . . we must help… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share