There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true. — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
I just wanna build momentum again. Keeping yourself in work is one thing, keeping yourself in good work's another. But if it doesn't work… — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
I hate auditions - when I'm doing them, I can't wait to get out the bleeding door. — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
My philosophy was, if I just do good work, someone will like it enough to employ me. It never made me famous. And I'm… — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
I need something to do when I'm not working, or I crawl up the walls. So I've just taken up kung fu. I was… — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete… — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
