Intelligence Quotes by Daffy Duck

Greetings Captiain� looks like you could use a hand.

— Daffy Duck

I can't stand pain� it hurts me!

— Daffy Duck

Right� we find Dusty Tails� save your dad� get the diamond� apply kung-fu liberally as needed.

— Daffy Duck

Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule?

— Daffy Duck

Well� kids� don't let anyone tell you this show isn't realistic!

— Daffy Duck

Well� where's the rest of me?

— Daffy Duck

Gad! This comic's a real page turner. It's thlopping over with gripping suspense.

— Daffy Duck

When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain.

— Daffy Duck

I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese laundry!

— Daffy Duck

Good evening¸ frieeeeeeeends

— Daffy Duck

One thing you gotta admit� when I buy water� I sure get my money's worth.

— Daffy Duck

Gruesome� isn't it?

— Daffy Duck