Insults Quotes by Anonymous · Page 3

You're so fat God cant even lift your spirit to heaven!..

— Anonymous

Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.

— Anonymous

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; its just that yours is stupid.

— Anonymous

Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you!

— Anonymous

Don't like my sarcasm ? Well I don't like your stupidity.

— Anonymous

He has a personality that lights up a room¦ when he walks out!..

— Anonymous

I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.

— Anonymous

You insult me: I can handle it. You insult my best friend: I'm going to break your face.

— Anonymous

Im not saying you're a slut, I'm just saying you've put more balls in your mouth than hungry hungry hippo.

— Anonymous

I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.

— Anonymous

Ever notice how men insult each other and don't really mean it and women compliment each other and don't really mean it...

— Anonymous

I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.

— Anonymous

Youre the reason I've made it this far, if it weren't for your insults & efforts to cut me down I might…

— Anonymous

Alright..dont be too excited if I gave you a second look. Thats just to wonder why on earth did I even look…

— Anonymous

I dont even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. Ive got the perfect definition standing right in front…

— Anonymous

I may not know everything, and I have never pretended I do, but please don't treat me like I'm stupid it's very…

— Anonymous

Does your a** never get jealous of the s**t that comes out of your mouth?..

— Anonymous

I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster.

— Anonymous

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and Ill get back to you.

— Anonymous

I want to slap on you, but I don't want a slut on my hand!!

— Anonymous

Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you!..

— Anonymous

If you feel like you're not on the same page as me, maybe it's time to change the story.

— Anonymous

Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable, sweetheart...like a coma.

— Anonymous

Don't stand too close to the fire, plastic melts BITCH.

— Anonymous

BITCH, how bout you put some sand in your vagina, make them crabs feel more at home.

— Anonymous

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

— Anonymous

Life is full of disappointments and one of them is YOU!..

— Anonymous

Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck.

— Anonymous

If beauty is only skin deep, is there any chance you could turn yourself inside out?..

— Anonymous

Im not laughing at you, Im laughing with you, youre just not laughing.

— Anonymous

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

— Anonymous

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldnt have given you worse advice.

— Anonymous

Give your mouth and legs a break and shut them for once.

— Anonymous

Youre so fat when you weigh yourself, it says to be continued!..

— Anonymous

Don't play hard to get when your face is already hard to want.

— Anonymous

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U?..

— Anonymous

If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.

— Anonymous

HATING is an emotional disease... so for those who hate me... Hope you get well soon...

— Anonymous

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

— Anonymous

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

— Anonymous