Inspirational Quotes by Robin Williams

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

— Robin Williams

Even mistakes can be wonderful

— Robin Williams

Be prepared for luck.

— Robin Williams

The only weapon we have is comedy.

— Robin Williams

It's the same sex all the time.

— Robin Williams

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

— Robin Williams

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

— Robin Williams

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

— Robin Williams

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

— Robin Williams

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

— Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

— Robin Williams

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.

— Robin Williams

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

— Robin Williams

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

— Robin Williams

In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that…

— Robin Williams

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

— Robin Williams

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

— Robin Williams

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's…

— Robin Williams

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

— Robin Williams

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from…

— Robin Williams

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no,…

— Robin Williams

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely…

— Robin Williams

After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t…

— Robin Williams

Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.

— Robin Williams

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

— Robin Williams

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

— Robin Williams

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

— Robin Williams

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.

— Robin Williams

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved

— Robin Williams

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

— Robin Williams

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

— Robin Williams

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

— Robin Williams

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

— Robin Williams

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

— Robin Williams

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

— Robin Williams

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

— Robin Williams

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

— Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers

— Robin Williams

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

— Robin Williams

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

— Robin Williams