As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
It is seeing ourselves in others that often prompts the remark, 'There's something about that person I don't trust. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The little money I have - that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money,… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, not forgetting to leave others be as you would have them… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The trouble with 'a place for everything and everything in its place' is that there's always more everything than places. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
It's hard, sometimes, when nothing's stopping you, to know what's stopping you. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Better you don't search for who you are until you know who it is you want to find. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
As any artist can tell you, it is easier to reach perfection than to stop there. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
You never get people's fuller attention than when you're listening to them. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There is never an embarrassing silence that can't be turned into a regrettable conversation. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Every day I go forth to seek my identity, feeling greatly blessed by the things I don't find it in. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
For some it is love undeniably. For others it is making it work, never actually knowing what it is. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
If you keep rephrasing the question, it gradually becomes the answer. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Looking back on our lives, we invariably find that the person we pretended to be is the person we became. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet… — Robert Breault Copy Share
Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements? — Robert Breault Copy Share
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. — Robert Breault Copy Share
There is in art the notion of less is more, which is to say, you don't torture a painting that has already confessed. — Robert Breault Copy Share
One's dream is defeated not by unsolvable problems, but by all the more-or-less satisfactory solutions that kill it forever. — Robert Breault Copy Share
In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe. — Robert Breault Copy Share
The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even. — Robert Breault Copy Share
Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to have a… — Robert Breault Copy Share
To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all. — Robert Breault Copy Share
As a means to success, determination has this advantage over talent - that it does not have to be recognized by others. — Robert Breault Copy Share
As a gardener, I wonder if flowers really can't speak or just exercise unfailing good judgment in the matter. — Robert Breault Copy Share
Genius is a plodding intellect, incapable of dreaming up the obstacles that stop the rest of us. — Robert Breault Copy Share