“He wanted to ask whether she were insane, but he had been married long enough to know the price of injudicious rhetorical questions.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image