“I don't know about this here eternal marriage business. But it seems to me that if you can't live with the sons-of-bitches on earth… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
“I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I sure in hell try to cross it as often as I can.” — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
“Some people say a person receives a position in this church through revelation, and others say they get it through inspiration, but I say… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
“I believe if I had a house in hell and a house in St. George, I'd rent out the one in St. George and… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
We need revelation for the calling of officers in the Church. Men should not be called merely through impression. — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
If it were not for repentance and forgiveness, I would become discouraged and discontinue my labors. — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
I want to advise this people, if the Lord ever does give you an inspiration, for heaven's sake write it down and remember it. — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
“I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I cross it as often as I can.” — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
“Well, I've almost got the problem licked. I'm eighty now, and in a few more years, I think I'll have it completely under control.… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
What can God do for a liar who refuses to repent? Can the Lord save him? He can’t claim salvation. Baptizing him in water… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
“Cut me off from the Church? They can't do that! I repent do damn fast!” — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
“A sermon should be like a woman’s dress. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep your attention.” — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share
