You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that. — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
The fact is that comedy is actually too serious to be taken seriously. It may be that comedy touches such deep emotions that people… — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone. — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
