My dog has the intellectual capacity of a lime wedge, yet even he possesses an elaborate set of assumptions, based on his ability to control my behavior through a combination of slavish devotion and incessant howling. — Martha Beck Copy Share Image
“Howling. Must they continue that incessant howling all fucking night long? It’s messing with my already fragile nerves. I mean, what do they have to talk about? Don’t mark the tree I just did? Stop sniffing my butt? Rabbit, ten… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
