One of the symptoms of approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important, and that to take a… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
“Class, today we’ll learn about Earth’s most important holiday. It’s a month-long celebration of ghoul superiority called Halloween.” — Christina Bauer Copy Share Image
Today is Groundhog Day, spread the word on this very important holiday, said no one ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
