If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I think the most difficult thing about coming out is just getting to that place where you're comfortable with who you are… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
