The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He's the Italian version of my father. I don't know if he's Italian or not. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If he wants to get that next contract, he's going to have to go to the New York Athletic Club three times… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's going to happen. He's a Corvette. I'm a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I would love an extension, who wouldn't? If they offer me a $35 million-a-year extension, I'll sign it right now. I won't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I think everything happens for a reason. With my game being the way it is, if I did shoot 80 percent, I'd… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn't matter if a guy is bigger and stronger.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you want Shaq to be Shaq, you've got to remember that Shaq is known for wreaking havoc offensively - 26,000-plus points… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Guys have made livings off me. Nick Anderson got a new contract. Travis Knight got a new contract off me. As a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He doesn't need advice on how to play his position, but he needs advice on how to play team ball... If it's… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I've got, all the things that I've… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want stuff done right. As long as it's my team, I'll voice my opinion. Yep, it's my team. You media guys… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Some of my favorite songs--and I don't know if this is the right terminology--are white-boy classics. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I'd probably be an arrogant person… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When you've got a guy that's going to look for you, you run. A lot of people think I can't run, but… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
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