If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me. But I couldn't write a space movie if… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
My wife would say my worst habit is that I'm not good at dropping subjects. If something bothers me, I'll bring it… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
My wife and I never agree on the dishtowels. It's a matter of terms. She asks me not to put the dishtowel… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
It was trying to make my tennis game look mildly respectable, which I found you don't even really need to practice if… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
From the minute we're born, boys and girls stare at each other, trying to figure out if they like what they see.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Over the years, there certainly have been plenty of ideas that I've had and given up on, but for this one, the… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that. — Paul Reiser Copy Share
But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
People come up to us and ask how we knew so much about their own family... I'm talking about people from faraway places, too.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
“And ultimately, they find out everything: How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser Copy Share
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway. — Paul Reiser Copy Share
In traditional TV, it's very hard to have the luxury of banking all your scripts and getting everything in a row, but it does… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses… — Paul Reiser Copy Share
