If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form. Anger and comedy are really connected. If I'm angry… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret,… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think if somebody does something stupid, it's okay to make fun of them, but [celebrities] have also gotten very conscious about… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this,… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Where do people get off telling people what to do? It's their bodies. If you legalized sex work and legally protected the… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a woman of color you have little more permission to go deeper and question things because your identity, in a way,… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you're a songwriter, you want to write a song like "Oh Yeah" that radically shifts everything. You can definitely retire on… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Let's not hate ourselves. We are all we have. We cannot change anything until we accept that. I cannot do this alone.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you are a woman, if you're a person of color, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
My family has been deeply affected by the split of Korea, which divided it in half, basically, before I was born. There's… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Like the Birth Of Venus, the song [Yello "oh, Yeah"] denotes the birth of the bro. The song just reminds me of… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
My attitude toward peace does not depend on which war we are discussing. I think that words should do the work of bombs. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
![“I think if somebody does something stupid, it's okay to make fun of them, but [celebrities] have also gotten very conscious about social media, kind of like the Catholic Church in the 1500s.” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02c/margaret-cho-1136_catholic_i-think-if-somebody-does-something-stupi_1693981.png)
![“Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very un-Christian, if you think about the way Christ was and Christ's teachings. This is not loving. This is anger. This is hatred. This is bigotry. And it's…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92d/margaret-cho-1136_bigotry_something-as-important-as-marriage-equal_140839.png)
![“And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b40/margaret-cho-1136_birth_and-if-the-problem-with-contraception-is_1482364.jpg)
![“I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally. If I get trolled, [my friends will send me] an email with the person's Social Security number, phone number, pictures of his family, his business, his spouse. I see this…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/653/margaret-cho-1136_doing-things_i-m-really-bad-with-trolls-because-i-hav_1475968.png)
![“Like the Birth Of Venus, the song [Yello "oh, Yeah"] denotes the birth of the bro. The song just reminds me of bros looking out over lowered Ray-Bans. It birthed a negative sexual revolution. I was going to a lot of bondage clubs at the time and they did play this song. The song I associate more…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/612/margaret-cho-1136_associates_like-the-birth-of-venus-the-song-yello-o_1501028.jpg)