I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share
