If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world? — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I want her to understand that it's going to be a factor in her life. I just want her to know that… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
The most underrated player in NBA history is Dominique Wilkins. Right behind him is Gary Payton. He never has gotten the respect… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
What bothers me the most are the Republicans and the Democrats: they act like little kids. They are lying to real people out here… — Charles Barkley Copy Share
I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool. — Charles Barkley Copy Share
Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego. — Charles Barkley Copy Share
One of the reasons I don't trust the media is you can't have a double standard for guys you like and dislike. — Charles Barkley Copy Share
I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other,… — Charles Barkley Copy Share
I wish the American public wasn't so stupid if they realized that half the people on television make a living just to insult the… — Charles Barkley Copy Share
Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too. — Charles Barkley Copy Share
I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids. — Charles Barkley Copy Share
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