Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I think if you can dance and be free and not embarrassed, you can rule the world. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you ever want to see heaven, watch a bunch of young girls play. They are all sweat and skinned knees. Energy… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends ... if you’re doing that then you’re succeeding. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It likes it when you don't depend on it. It will reward you every time you don't act needy. It will chase… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sleep and I do not have a good relationship. We have never been good friends. I am constantly chasing sleep and then… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Don't start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane. Start the scene having already jumped. If… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Your ability to navigate and tolerate change and its painful uncomfortablene ss directly correlates to your happiness and general well-being. See what… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When you feel scared, hold someone's hand and look into their eyes. And when you feel brave, do the same thing. You… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. People's faces will tell you amazing things.… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I moved to Chicago in the early 1990s and I studied improvisation there. I learned some rules that I try to apply… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I had already made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of personality, and accepting it… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Education is power, it changes your whole life, it can create a life for yourself. So the more educated you are, the… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Reading was a way to make friends or enemies, a way to discover how all these different people exist in the world… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Great people do things before they're ready...You might find out something about yourself that's really special and if you're not good, who… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you can speak about what you care about to a person you disagree with without denigrating them or insulting them, then… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing. Continue to share your heart with people… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, 'I'm just crying because of… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Most authors liken the struggle of writing to something mighty and macho, like wrestling a bear. Writing a book is nothing like… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is. — Amy Poehler Copy Share
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet. — Amy Poehler Copy Share
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share
“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
Try to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
All we do is watch The Wire and go out to dinner with our friends. I wish I could tell you that we had… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
I have these meetings with really powerful men and they ask me all the time, 'Where are your kids? Are your kids here?' It's such… — Amy Poehler Copy Share
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