Liberals don't have a sense of humor, particularly if it's about them. You can't laugh at them, you can't mock them, you… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If we take the pope at his word and socialism is highly preferable to capitalism and he was really concerned about these… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you don't donate to Obama and you're a major corporation like Big Oil, then they're gonna blame you for climate change,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
This is why I don't understand Democrats worried about turnout. They get the dead out every year. I mean, what's the problem?… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If gay marriage is a real thing, gay infertility must be a real thing. It's not fair. I mean, it wasn't fair… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm talking about just as an ongoing, everyday matter of daily life, one of the most destructive things if not the most… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Let's pretend six people live in your house. And you propose that only four people get to eat every day, and you… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There's not much more to do on the gay agenda. They got gay marriage, and we're close to putting you in jail… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity. You could afford your house without the government-if it weren't for the government. Character matters;… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Kids are told there are no differences between boys and girls. They are told there is no such thing ultimately as right… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you don't work, you shouldn't have an income. If you don't work, you shouldn't get paid. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The world’s biggest problem is the unequal distribution of capitalism. If there were capitalism everywhere, you wouldn’t have food shortages. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The more people that understand and are made able to spot liberalism, and then the more people are able to associate liberalism… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I keep saying we've got 92 million Americans on the beach. They're not working, and they're all eating, and they're all making… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you are unskilled and uneducated, your job is going south. Skilled workers, educated people are going to do fine ’cause those… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Everybody knows that if you're born in America, you are a citizen. No, you're not. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The Democratic Party does not want anybody to have a photo ID because that would have a very negative impact on cheating!… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Is it logical to ask how far away are we from the pope explaining that abortion can be justified, "in certain circumstances,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If a corporation shuts down and leaves, liberals don't care. It gives them an enemy, it gives them a villain, they love… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you believe in free will, why don't you have confidence in people to use it? Why do you want a government,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you look at Drudge and if you see headlines that portend the end of the world tomorrow, don't click on it.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
By the way, if socialism is so damn hot, why doesn't the pope ask all Mexicans to return home? If capitalism is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be just great if somebody could actually get elected without having to spend all that time raising money? Wouldn't it… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Erdogan wants an old-fashioned Islam, if you will, for lack of a better term. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
To [Democrats], government's everything, controlling it, expanding it is everything. And it's not to us [the Republicans]. So they leave nothing to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You can criticize Trump and his wealth all day long, but you can't say he hasn't worked. You can say that about the Clintons. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
How do you, on the one hand, not object to Hillary Clinton being elected, and then, on the other hand, tell people, "Elect me… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The real leadership of the opposition is never, ever gonna do anything but continue to ramp up efforts to stop [Donald] Trump or destroy… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't see the Democrats working with Donald Trump on tax reform unless the rich get soaked. The thing about this that should be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Once you convince people that they're victims, you really own them because you've just told them that whatever problems they have in life, it's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
People from all over the world came to America and assimilated into a single culture rooted in the founding, which is rooted in individual… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The left wants to transform America away from founding ideals, and this is it. And they know it. And they're doing everything they, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There's such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture. Values, morality, you name it. Standards have been relaxed, and people are… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image