The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
We'll fight 'em until hell freezes over, then we'll fight 'em on the ice. — Dutch Meyer Copy Share Image
One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
There is a silence so great that I can hear the ice crystals cracking and falling from eyelashes of girls who will… — Lauren DeStefano Copy Share Image
“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Sometimes I do give in to a scoop of sitaphal ice cream from Naturals or a chocolate chip cookie. — Twinkle Khanna Copy Share Image
May we all emerge from winter with our strength renewed and any unwanted pieces left under the ice. — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. — Ethel Merman Copy Share Image
I didn't know that I'd like it this much, coaching both boys and... seeing how excited they are to play hockey. It… — Joe Sakic Copy Share Image
I go back to family: 'Ice Age' was about disparate characters rejected by their own kind. They come together to save the… — Chris Meledandri Copy Share Image
It's dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. The greatest risk of injury is knocking off a piece of ice with… — Jeff Lowe Copy Share Image
The principal reason it transforms is that water is a collection of molecules, H2O, every child learns that.And that bond has the… — Ira Flatow Copy Share Image
Without a doubt, the warming of the past 100 years has been a welcome respite from a long and deadly Little Ice… — James Taylor Copy Share Image
The guys who don't get a lot of minutes, you get a lot more practice, you're on the ice, you're getting maybe… — Barry Trotz Copy Share Image
Over the years, more than one reviewer has described my fantasy series, 'A Song of Ice and Fire', as historical fiction about… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
Allure goes beyond appearances to the way they grace the world. Some women propel themselves by means of an internal gyroscope. Others… — Keith Donohue Copy Share Image
Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul. You are as young as your faith, as old… — Douglas MacArthur Copy Share Image
“I dreamed you a field of running horses, Selah. For you, Bianca, a balloon the size of the sky, my body a… — Shane Jones Copy Share Image
You are such an optimist. My Spidey-sense is tingling all over the place. (Tory) That’s from eating the ice cream. Relax. (Acheron)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
And then writing, it was like I just found it, you know? Like you just found your favorite flavor of ice cream,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
We scientists can argue forever about important topics like slightly different flavors of vanilla ice cream. Consider the silliness of this debate:… — Mark Powell Copy Share Image
Each day brought just another minute of the things they could not leave behind. Jane Barrington sitting on the train coming back… — Paullina Simons Copy Share Image
The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice. — Homer Copy Share Image
It is the sheer ugliness and banality of everyday life which turns my blood to ice and makes me cringe in terror. — Jean Lorrain Copy Share Image
You cannot learn to skate without making yourself ridiculous - the ice of life is slippery. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I did an English album called 'Ice' earlier but it was too ahead of its time. — Anu Malik Copy Share Image
For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other. — Claes Oldenburg Copy Share Image
I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
In my first two world championship experiences, I barely saw the ice at all. — Hilary Knight Copy Share Image
I'm independent as a hog on ice and a hog on ice is dead, cold, well-preserved and don't need a mother'grabbin, thing. — Alice Childress Copy Share Image
Of all the forms of water the tiny six-pointed crystals of ice called snow are incomparably the most beautiful and varied. — Wilson Bentley Copy Share Image
I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
In my films, all the great things are put together. It's not like one kind of ice cream but rather a very… — George Lucas Copy Share Image
Growing up in Finland, ice hockey was the main sport. But I never played that. I went with footy. I never had… — Teemu Pukki Copy Share Image
You're going to get everything you want when you come to an AEW show. You're going to get all different flavors of… — Eddie Kingston Copy Share Image
But her heart was so cold that she could hold ice in her mouth and it would never melt. — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses. — Wilson Bryan Key Copy Share Image
I got Lamborghini dreams, eastside nightmares Movin white...my ice is cool as the night air — Roc Marciano Copy Share Image
