I'd met enough comics to know that few of them are happy. In fact, now that I think about it, I can't think of four comedians who are happy. — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
I could play with a chicken. 'Demond Wilson and Chicken' and it would be a hit. — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
I don't need people around me to be happy, and I don't need parties and large crowds, so I go home and stay there. — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
I never wear sandals or go out of the house in blue jeans. You can't dress like that when you drive a big Cadillac… — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
God took me out of the world. He refined me and took my mind out of acting. I didn't have the desire to be… — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
My mom and dad began giving me dancing lessons when I was about four. — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
I had bought the Great American Dream. I'd attained wealth and success, and the world was an empty, desolate place for me. — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
I was sitting out by my tennis court one day, and I looked up at my house, and it looked like a prison. All… — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
I never wanted people to laugh at me. I never wanted the funny lines. I wanted the straight lines. — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
