I borrowed a creaky laptop from my husband, went into the web, and never came back. — Natalie Massenet Copy Share Image
I'm so centered in feeling great about me that I can give great things to my son and my husband and my… — Celine Dion Copy Share Image
“Every broken heart has screamed at one time or another: Why can't you see who I truly am?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Lady Lytton rules her husband, but that I suppose is always the case where marriages are what is called 'happy'. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
“Husband?” “Aye. Husband.” “The slow-witted one that’s been following you? I thought he was your servant.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I have a husband who literally worships me. And cleans the house. And blow-dries my daughter's hair. — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Men tend to leave their financial adviser at a single-digit-percent rate in any given year. And women leave their husband and their… — Sallie Krawcheck Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I miss 'EastEnders.' I loved it. But I was exhausted when I left. They asked me to go back recently - they've… — Barbara Windsor Copy Share Image
I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
“Every woman occasionally wonders what manner of man she has married. No matter how long she has been living with her husband,… — Louise Dickinson Rich Copy Share Image
Constant travel brings old age upon a man; a horse becomes old by being constantly tied up; lack of sexual contact with… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
“She expressed an opinion that the happiness of a woman in Paradise is beneath the soles of her husband's feet,' he enlightened… — Margaret Rome Copy Share Image
“My grandfather so throughly considered cooking to be "women's work" that he wouldn't even enter the kitchen to get his own glass… — Emily Matchar Copy Share Image
It's good to be able to deal with it [anger] somehow other than drinking, fighting, crashing cars, hitting your kid, your wife,… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
God reveals Himself to a devotee who feels drawn to Him by the combined force of these three attractions: the attraction of… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
The battle for our lives, and the lives and souls of our children, our husbands, our friends, our families, our neighbors, and… — Stormie Omartian Copy Share Image
I shall possess this woman; I shall steal her from the husband who profanes her: I will even dare ravish her from… — Pierre Choderlos de Laclos Copy Share Image
“The husband is the head of the wife just in so far as he is to her what Christ is to the… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
My husband is from Florence. And he has a 15th-century barn that is completely rustic and very 'Green Acres'-like. — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
“A wife who obsesses on "fixing" her husband only succeeds in demeaning him.” — Michael Ben Zehabe Copy Share Image
My husband and I try to spend some time every night that I'm home talking without distractions. — Lisa Ling Copy Share Image
A good woman is the crowning joy of her husband, but a bad one is like rottenness to his bone. - adaeze… — Adaeze Don Copy Share Image
Children need love and discipline. They need mothers and fathers. A welfare check is not a husband. The state is not a… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Suki Bridgewater: I shivered, despite the heat from the sun. “I’m married,” I whispered. “I love my husband.” — Sofia Grey Copy Share Image
You can't learn something about all women. Sometimes I feel that the older I get, the less of a grip I've got… — Jamie Hince Copy Share Image
For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My husband was getting his sea legs-rereading Joseph Conrad with a side order of C S Forester. — Enid Nemy Copy Share Image
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you work on your own life, you are less likely to hyper focus on the imperfections of your husband. — Martha Quinn Copy Share Image
One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
I'm true to myself, but I always have a soft spot for my husband no matter how nefarious I am. — Brandi Rhodes Copy Share Image
That dangerous but too commonly received notion, that a reformed rake makes the best husband. — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image