I just wish, when neither of us has written to my husband's mother, I didn't feel so much worse about it than… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
I should like to see any kind of man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
“I want to own this transition, not to simply swallow the shame of it entire. I will push for every little irony.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me. — Ashley Madekwe Copy Share Image
I have a full Tuscan lunch and dinner every day in my home; my husband's a fantastic chef. — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it — Dottie Archibald Copy Share Image
I'm trying to be the best dad ever. And being a husband is a whole other business itself. — Martellus Bennett Copy Share Image
“Come on, let’s go meet the guy who thinks he’s my better half . And dear God, I apologize ahead of time… — J.Lynn Copy Share Image
I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
People are expecting me to still be fourteen years old. It cracks me up, especially when people see me walk by with… — Alexa Vega Copy Share Image
If you are married and you go off and have an affair with someone, if you are a husband who does that,… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
“First she would try to kill him, but failing this give him food and her body, breast-feed him back to a state… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image
“Having a husband, it seems to me, is a small matter like going to church. Either you trust in something or you… — Winston Graham Copy Share Image
I have discovered that our great favourite, Miss Austen, is my countrywoman...with whom mamma before her marriage was acquainted. Mamma says that… — Mary Russell Mitford Copy Share Image
So my husband is a health nut. He's a plastic surgeon, and over the years, he's explained to me exactly how important… — Dayna Devon Copy Share Image
The Challenge is to pry Bertie loose from Dain and his circle of oafish dengenerates,” Jessica said severely. “It would be far… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
No matter who causes you grief, take your complaints to the meditation room, where your real friend is. In addition to your… — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
“I have leveled with the girls - from Anchorage to Amarillo. I tell them that all marriages are happy It's the living… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Husband and I are preparing ourselves for the new Doctor by watching - well, mainly rewatching - Mr. Capaldi’s back catalogue, we’ve… — Jacqueline Rayner Copy Share Image
Housekeeping is not beautiful; it cheers and raises neither the husband, the wife, nor the child; neither the host nor the guest;it… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I think the people in your life are the people that - when you can make other people happy and you can… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“We don’t treat each other very well, I suppose. Even from the start. It was as though we had the seven-year itch… — Kaui Hart Hemmings Copy Share Image
Seriously, I do not think that a marriage can be successful in which either the husband or the wife is far more… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
My husband won't remake films and won't allow anyone to remake his films. It's like making your child study like your neighbour's… — Suhasini Maniratnam Copy Share Image
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I've always written poetry and lyrics. My first husband, who was a musician, we wrote a bunch of songs together. — P. J. Soles Copy Share Image
If you want an active schedule, you have to husband your time so you can act on the things that are important. — Robert Pozen Copy Share Image
If and when you do decide to share your experience with your husband, it should be because you feel ready to do… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
If homes are going to survive, it will be because husbands and fathers again place their families at the highest level on… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
Housewives of the 1950s were supposed to create show-stopping meals every night for their hard-working husbands. — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I couldn't be touring unless my husband was on the road with me, taking care of our son while I'm onstage and… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My family is my biggest inspiration. My son, my husband, and my family inspire me to be better, do better, and live… — Tia Mowry Copy Share Image
Every Wednesday, my husband and I have a study group with our friends. I attend church. We try to devote time in… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
When we choose to obey God and give our bodies to our husbands—even if we don’t feel like it—God will reward us… — Carolyn Mahaney Copy Share Image
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“Life is never boring when everyday I have weird, silly conversations with my husband that only us understand.” — Ika Natassa Twivortiare Copy Share Image
