A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. — Cindy Gardner Copy Share Image
Doing a daily show with Aamir will not make me miss Aamir. So no daily soaps with my husband. — Sanjeeda Sheikh Copy Share Image
I'm always striving to be a better man to God, a better husband, a better Dad so it's just work, but I'm… — Andre Ward Copy Share Image
My husband and I had five biological children but we also have been raising 23 foster children. — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband. — Paul the Apostle Copy Share Image
Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in… — James Tiptree Jr Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had the kid. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Afterward I told his widow, "Your husband is dead, but at least he died laughing.' I think she took some comfort in… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great thing they produced, their children, and I… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
“To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I attribute all of my success to my Catholic faith. My faith has given me the ability to be a good father,… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
I've never written about my husband, Steve, or any of my children because I know them all too well. I see them… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
You have to judge everybody on balance, all the positives and all the negatives. In the life of my husband, I think… — Farah Diba Copy Share Image
When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they… — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Today in Saudi, women are either at the mercy of their husbands or at the mercy of judges who tend to side… — Basmah bint Saud Copy Share Image
My husband and I have known each other since kindergarten. I had a crush on him in school, but we never dated.… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
I have hair that I audition with, my sitcom hair which is a curly wig. I have my long chic hair that… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
We have the beginnings of feminism starting to rear its head, where all of that got blown up. The whole point of… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I hope you will love your baby. I hope it will be a boy. That husband of yours, I hope, will always… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I remember I was a little girl when Elizabeth Taylor stole Eddie Fisher from America's Sweetheart, Debbie Reynolds, and the reaction back… — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
And as husbands and fathers and brothers, we have to step up because every girl's life matters, every daughter deserves the same… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
My husband believes that he can make a difference. He loves people. — Jackie Jackson Copy Share Image
It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
