“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
“The only way to see everything, my dear, is to see it absolutely.” — Sherry Lynn Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Always smile first thing in the morning. Might as well get it over with.” — W.C. Fields Copy Share Image
“Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct." "You," said Scarly. "I hate you so much my dick is hard.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“Lawn looked down at his patient. "In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“How do you spell 'contravention'?" said Carrot, turning over a page. "I don't," said Nobby, pushing through the crowds.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Joe was a very clean housekeeper, but had an exquisite art of making her cleanliness more uncomfortable and unacceptable than dirt… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The three thieves looked around. As their eyes grew accustomed to the gloom, they received a general impression of armourality, with strong… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I don’t suppose you’d want to go destroy some evil, would you? the voice said. I’m not really sure what that means,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Silk stockings. With garters . Well, they were out. There were a lot of things he'd do for Sybil, but if garters… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Mr Vimes," said Mrs Winkings, "ve cannot help but notice that you still haf not employed any of our members in the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Codex actually sounds kind of creepy here. “Yeeeees, tell me eeeeeverything.” I was Marked by a very cute boy with terrible… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“At times like this it's traditional that a hero comes forth," said the President of the Guild of Assassins. "A dragon slayer.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Did you know? There are three major milestones in human evolution. One, the discovery of fire; two, the invention of the wheel;… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“It was possible she’d been too focused on her need for another cocktail to realize we were witnessing one of the portents… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“The street was full of animals, milling around uncertainly. When animals are in a state of uncertainty they get nervous, and the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It was a beautiful, clear Southern California kind of Christmas Eve, the kind where Santa shows up in khaki shorts and a… — Z.A. Maxfield Copy Share Image
“Percy stormed over to the magical cooler. No one tried to stop him. He knocked open the lid and rummaged throught the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Er, why do you need to work in a dark room, though?" he said. "The imps don't need it, do they?" "Ah,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“ You have no power over us , said the Auditor. We are not alive. BUT YOU ARE DEMONSTRATING ARROGANCE, PRIDE AND… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Murphy caught that arm and continued the motion, using her own body as a fulcrum in a classic hip throw - except… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Inspirations sleet through the universe continuously. Their destination, as if they cared, is the right mind in the right place at the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Damn it!” I rubbed my eyes. My head hurt from staring at the laptop screen the whole day. “I’ve got to put… — Chase Webster Copy Share Image
“When you say fair, Samantha,” said Mr Green through a peculiar smile, “do you mean one of those travelling fleets of vehicles… — Mark Gorton Copy Share Image
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I thought dwarfs loved gold," said Angua. "They just say that to get it into bed.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.” — George Miller Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, honey. I'm sure if you were a terrorist, you'd make a wonderful one” — Madeleine George Copy Share Image
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