Humour Dry Quotes by Bob Dylan

The hollow horn plays wasted words, proves to warn that he not busy being born is busy dying.

— Bob Dylan

Don't forget to support your public library.

— Bob Dylan

You don't count the dead, when god's on your side.

— Bob Dylan

She makes love just like a woman.

— Bob Dylan

Silvio, I gotta go, find out something only dead men know.

— Bob Dylan

I don't really have a retirement plan.

— Bob Dylan

Just a reminder, if you tell anyone about what happened with Jonah last night, I'll destroy all of my writing and never play music…

— Bob Dylan

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.

— Bob Dylan

Twenty years of schooling and they put you on the day shift - look out out kid, they keep it all hid

— Bob Dylan

The drunken politician leaps upon the street where mothers weep, and the saviors who are fast asleep, they wait for you.

— Bob Dylan

Your eyes are like two jewels in the sky.

— Bob Dylan

I gotta friend who spends his life, stabbing my picture with a bowie knife. Dreams of strangling me with a scarf, when my name…

— Bob Dylan