Humans Quotes by John Green

The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

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Stupid human voices always ruining everything.

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Nothing has ever looked like that ever in all of human history.

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“The marks humans leave are to often scars”

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that while the world wasn't built for humans, we were built for the world.

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I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls.

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The marks humans leave are too often scars.

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Our role as humans is to recognize the complexity of others.

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Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of…

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This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench!…

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“the kind of weather that reminds you after a long winter that while the world wasn't built for humans, we were built…

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The miracle and hope of human consciousness is that we can still conceive of boundlessness.

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Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.

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I told him they built a statue of Schultz, and then he said that a monument is cold comfort to a dead…

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When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is, 'you like stuff.' Which is not a good insult at all, like,…

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As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue…

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There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you,…

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[My] interest as a writer is not in reflecting actual human speech, which, of course, does not occur in sentences and is…

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It was kind of a beautiful day, finally real summer in Indianapolis, warm and humid - the kind of weather that reminds…

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The vast majority of us imagine ourselves as like literature people or math people. But the truth is that the massive processor…

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You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can't eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular…

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In general-like not just in fiction but in life-it doesn't work out well when someone imagines someone else as a manic pixie…

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There are at least two distinct meanings of 'hot': there is the, like, normal human definition which is that 'this individual seems…

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Nothing (at least that can be done by humans) immortalizes anyone. The Fault in Our Stars will hopefully have a long and…

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No, I don’t think you’re gonna be single forever, and also I don’t understand your obsession with romantic love. There are other…

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I never really understood that massive collaboration involving hundreds of people is what makes movies possible, and it's also why I would…

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…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it.…

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One swing set, well worn but structurally sound, seeks new home. Make memories with your kid or kids so that someday he…

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It seems to me that the great pleasure of human life is not in having an opinion, but rather in learning all…

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To be human is to catch the falling person.

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There will come a time, when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are…

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The prospect of a world that contains neither humans nor Z's is not so terrifying. Nature will take its world back. Animals…

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the marks humans leave are too often scars. You build a hideous minimall or start a coup or try to become a…

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The tales of our exploits will survive as long as the human voice itself,' he said. 'And even after that, when the…

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Isn't it also that on some fundamental level we find it difficult to understand that other people are human beings in the…

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“The longer I do my job ... the more I realize that humans lack good mirrors. It's so hard for anyone to…

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The marks humans leave are too often scars. You build a hideous minimall or start a coup or try to become a…

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Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of…

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When I think about [characters], I like to think of them in their relationships to each other. In the same way, I…

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Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world…

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