The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency. — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation. — Bette Davis Copy Share
Almost as many inhumanities are committed in the name of love as in the name of religion. — Bette Davis Copy Share
I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with… — Bette Davis Copy Share
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the… — Bette Davis Copy Share
I never did pal around with actresses. Their talk usually bored me to tears. — Bette Davis Copy Share
I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous… — Bette Davis Copy Share
If Hollywood didn't work out, I was prepared to be the best secretary in the world. — Bette Davis Copy Share
