My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The White House encouraged Tom Brady to be more of a role model. They would've said more, but there was a drunken… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A house panel in Texas has approved full marijuana legalization for the state. Yeah, meaning Texas could go from having dude ranches… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The White House announced that President Obama will attend a summit in Kenya this July. When asked if he's ever been to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In an interview, President Obama said he recently deejayed a small dance party at the White House. Obama has a lot in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Now that the midterm elections are over, President Obama has invited congressional leaders from both parties to a meeting at the White… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There are reports that leaders from ISIS and al-Qaida met at a farm house in Syria last week, and agreed to work… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The White House is apparently pushing to create more Latino-themed landmarks. Now that's in addition to our current Latino-themed landmark, California. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The White House announced that it has rejected several petitions to legalize marijuana. They say it has nothing to do with politics.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they've gotten so used to people trying to break into their house. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The big news is the midterm elections. Last night Republicans picked up a dozen seats in the House to give them their… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Even the White House is weighing in on the deflate-gate scandal. Yesterday they encouraged Tom Brady to 'be mindful of the way… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama spent Election Day away from any press coverage, attending closed-door meetings inside the White House. But on the bright side,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
