Daylight Savings Time is an Indiangiver. It gives an hour, then it takes it back. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Copy Share
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Copy Share
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship is happy. — Laura S Copy Share
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to be younger… — Laura S Copy Share
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Copy Share
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Copy Share
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going to run… — Laura S Copy Share
The Monistat people should use Tony Orlando's song Candida for their commercials. — Laura S Copy Share
