“I was afraid of anyone in a costume. A trip to see Santa might as well have been a trip to sit on Hitler's lap for all the trauma it would cause me. Once, when I was four, my mother… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Many Republicans have always reminded me of professional WWF wrestlers. They come into the ring all pumped up and acting like they're invincible and… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a little kid, I've felt comfortable in a suit. It all started when my mom bought me a three-piece Pierre… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a failure. I mean, I'll be honest. I'm successful in that I'm getting to work on great stuff, but I think… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
You have to know everything. You have to know how to light a scene. You have to know all this technical stuff about directing. No, you don't. You can know as much or as little as you have to. Your main job is to get great performances and tell the story correctly and capture it correctly. Then it's just basically… — Paul Feig Copy Share
You just have to be classy at the end of the day. That doesn't mean you can't go with a midnight blue tux. And… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
If you're not connected emotionally to a story, then you're dead. You're as a filmmaker really just opening the door for people to lose interest and their minds to wander, for them to start picking it apart. That's what people will do, people will naturally tear stuff apart because they're trapped with it, they paid money for it. And they… — Paul Feig Copy Share
I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The British model, which I've always thought was great, is that you do a TV show and then they sell it. Then you can buy it at the video stores forever, so it never went away. But American TV used to be if you had a show and it got cancelled, then it never existed. It was just this thing… — Paul Feig Copy Share
The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood,’ — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
