Hotel Quotes · Page 3

This life at best is but an inn, and we the passengers.

— James Howell

A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.

— Henny Youngman

I'm used to living out of a suitcase.

— Joey Jordison

I only travel with a carry-on suitcase in most instances.

— Brad Goreski

I've never had a girl just for one night in my hotel room.

— Bill Kaulitz

Like most artists, I live out of a suitcase.

— Cee Lo Green

I don't miss going to airports and hanging out in hotel rooms.

— Bun E. Carlos

I've had fans break into my hotel rooms.

— August Alsina

I'm not an athlete dater, really. I would get too jealous. They're really gone all the time. Different hotel rooms.

— Christine Teigen

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

— Marcus Brigstocke

I want people to be transported by the hotel. I'm thinking, What is it that would make people be delighted and amazed?

— Steve Wynn

Players are spoiled by charter airplanes, the finest hotels, a big per diem every day.

— Chick Hearn

My home consists of three suitcases which I live out of. Everything is in there.

— Robert Pattinson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

— Henny Youngman

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.

— Dave Barry

I write pretty much anywhere - on planes, in hotel rooms, anywhere in my house.

— Jeffery Deaver

Julian Schnabel painted a picture that he dedicated to my character in Rumble Fish. It was called The Motorcycle Boy. I remember…

— Mickey Rourke

I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night,…

— Anne Tyler

When I go home, the first thing I do is wash the dishes. It feels real and it feels like home and…

— V V Brown

If you were black, you experienced prejudice. It wasn't a real horrible thing for us; we went through it. We noticed it…

— Harold Nicholas

I want to go to Africa and find a really great hotel with good food right above a water hole where I…

— David Crosby

“you also need rehearsal clothes and sitting-around-scaring-the-other-contestants clothes. I showed up in Atlantic City with eleven suitcases and twenty-three pairs of shoes.”

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel

I was trained in classical piano, but it kind of dawned on me that classical pianists compete for six job openings a…

— Barbara Kingsolver

Sometimes you've just got to sit down, whether you're in the hotel room or on your couch at home, and really just…

— Big Cass

The other thing that troubled me: Dad was clutching his workbag. Usually when he does that, it means we're in danger. Like…

— Rick Riordan

We were looking for someone who could get the film [Filth] made at that kind of level, with the finance we wanted,…

— Irvine Welsh

When it was announced I had won the Tony Award, I was in Bangkok doing a movie with Judi Dench. I remember…

— Roger Rees

“You can boil your life down to a single suitcase, if you desperately have to. Ask yourself what you really need, and…

— Jodi Picoult

I got to meet a lot of cool people [on the Voice], and my favorite part about the experience was getting to…

— Curtis Grimes

The history of humanity is not a hotel where someone can rent a room whenever it suits him; nor is it a…

— Hannah Arendt

Touring is tough. You're almost in a haze because you don't really know where you are half the time: You're in a…

— Vanessa Hudgens

I've always been battling this perception people have of me, this character. It follows me around. 'Bubba the Bear' shows up when…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

My son loves the Hotel du Cap, in the south of France.

— Diane von Furstenberg

I am that dork who packs a bike helmet in her suitcase.

— Molly Yeh

I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

— Nikki Glaser

When it comes to luggage, I am an underpacker.

— Pharrell Williams

In England, justice is open to all - like the Ritz Hotel.

— James M. Barrie

I'm kind of like living in a suitcase, travelling so much.

— Justin Bieber

I am Eloise. I am six. I live at the Plaza hotel.

— Kay Thompson

“No matter how vulgar the hotel is, the bar is always nice.”

— Anonymous