Hotel Quotes · Page 10

I've discovered writers by reading books left in airplane seats and weird hotels.

— Lee Child

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.

— Dave Barry

I write pretty much anywhere - on planes, in hotel rooms, anywhere in my house.

— Jeffery Deaver

I never write about the road. I never write about hotels or anything like that.

— Taylor Swift

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a great refuge from home life.

— George Bernard Shaw

There's something fabulously decadent about staying in a hotel across the street from where you live.

— Marley Shelton

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

— Jenny McCarthy

You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only home when…

— Genevieve Gorder

I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could…

— Josephine Baker

The tide of visitors will float slowly about the bottom of the valley as harmless scum collecting in hotel and saloon eddies,…

— John Muir

I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all…

— Patton Oswalt

I've always been a homemaker, like, I like creating spaces. Even if I stay in a hotel, I'll unpack, I'll put my…

— Drew Barrymore

Way before musicians and actors cornered the market on misbehavior, writers were flooding hotel rooms and testing their livers' upper limits.

— Andrew Shaffer

What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Initially, when we were running just one hotel in Gurgaon, I used to handle housekeeping, sales, CEO duties, etc. I would literally…

— Ritesh Agarwal

I travel very light. I never want to check a bag. My only standards are a few sets of clothes, my white…

— Gillian Tans

When most artists walk offstage, they go to a lonely hotel room. I went home to my family. They were there before…

— Gloria Estefan

My hat's off to documentary filmmakers. I don't know if I'm ever going back to it. You're treated like a second-class citizen…

— Terry Zwigoff

An intruder broke into Mike Tyson's hotel room in Las Vegas while he was sleeping but got out before Tyson could get…

— Jay Leno

“If the Monroe was like any other hotel I’d ever stayed in, it used a piece of software called a property management…

— Joseph Finder

While reasons are provided by the facts,...rationality...depends instead on our beliefs. [...] [I]f I believe falsely that my hotel is on fire,…

— Derek Parfit

Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's…

— Gordon Korman

I have to get back to the hotel. But I don't know the way. I always rely on Shouji so I didn't…

— Ai Yazawa

Book tours are really kind of fun. You get to stay in nice hotels, you are driven everywhere in big silver cars,…

— Bill Bryson

I was living out of a hotel for weeks with nothing but a case full of Love Island' bikinis.

— Maura Higgins

As soon as I put my bags down in the hotel, I'll do a search on my phone to find which local…

— Buddy Murphy

I am a glutton for a beautiful hotel. I am so easily smitten by high thread counts.

— Gail Simmons

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out…

— Gerard Way

I feel like I live out of a suitcase. But I wouldn't trade it for anything. I'm a happy traveller.

— Shibani Dandekar

When I'm filming, I live out of a suitcase, so everything is thrown everywhere. In real life, I'm a bit tidier.

— Joanne Froggatt

Go to the Savoy for a classic British tea and to see what a $350 million renovation can do for a hotel.

— Richard Quest

Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels but $14 a night at expensive ones.

— David Pogue

I see a long lost home in his eyes. He sees a nice hotel in mine.

— Juliana Hatfield

I stay in a lot of hotels, and the best part of travel is getting back to my own bed.

— Michael Bastian

Until I was 42, I could fit everything that I owned into two suitcases.

— Richard Powers

My bag explodes with clothes all over my hotel room floor every day.

— Kevin Jonas

At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering corporation and a hotel.

— Leon Botstein

Drag Race,' you go back to your hotel, you come in and work, and then you do the challenge, blah blah.

— Adore Delano

When I was a rapper, the groupies didn't have to try too hard with me. Just show up at the hotel.

— Mark Wahlberg

When I started my hotel company, Joie de Vivre, at the age of 26, I saw this venture as my ticket to freedom.

— Chip Conley