Hotel Life Quotes by Jacob Tomsky

“Any given room, behind any given door, someone else’s life was on fire. Not the life lived at home, not the cable-and-bed-by-9: 00-p.m. life,…

— Jacob Tomsky

Skype seems the best maybe, as international phone rates are silly. And service is service, that's definitely true. Any time there are two people…

— Jacob Tomsky

I am very pro-union and very anti-authority by nature, so by showing the housekeepers and valets, I was being loyal to those people -…

— Jacob Tomsky

“Service is not about being up-front and honest. Service is about minimizing negatives and creating the illusion of perfection. Here’s how it’s done: Lie.…

— Jacob Tomsky

“People don’t expect crazy quality from front desk agents at 3: 00 a.m. They just expect them not to be totally crazy.”

— Jacob Tomsky

“I began to consider, upon the thought of "permanently" relocating, everything New York had made me. When I arrived, I was like a half-carved…

— Jacob Tomsky

“New Orleans, the storm, Perry, the river: they all reminded me not to take anything for granted. It all washes away, and we are…

— Jacob Tomsky

“Want to know what people are really like? What their strange habits are? How they treat people when no one they deem important is…

— Jacob Tomsky

“My degree was garbage stuffed inside a trash can of student loans.”

— Jacob Tomsky

“Need to cancel the day of arrival with no penalty? No problem. Maybe you just want to be treated with care and respect? I…

— Jacob Tomsky

“Never, ever will the hotel accuse you of lying. That is the absolute last stance hotel management wants to take.”

— Jacob Tomsky

I have been a voracious reader for years.

— Jacob Tomsky