“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“This ain't the heartbreak hotel even though I know it well. Those no shows should you tell in the way you hold yourself. Don't you fret should you get another cancellation, give me a chance and I'll make a permanent… — The Wanted Copy Share Image