California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
