I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Europeans take their soccer pretty seriously. So, when this Turkish TV host had the nerve to criticize the local team, the fans… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Dogs are intelligent beings; they are not human beings. The life of a dog - there's no equivalency with the life of… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it? — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There's a deep irony here.… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
The American Nazi party and the KKK don't really exist in a meaningful way. They may have an office or website. But they are… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
Canada, by others in the global family, is, for some reason, taken seriously. They have about 30 million people. They have some natural resources. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
The average Liberian, it turns out, does not share the same assumptions as the average black Methodist minister from Chicago. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
I feel like I've known Hunter S. Thompson for most of my life. I first encountered him in 1981, when I was 12. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
Politicians are interesting people, most of them are smart and hard-working-I mean, they keep schedules no one else would think of keeping. Some of… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn't seem very effective. They seem to be… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
Since 1978 for the bottom half of the wealth distribution male median wages have actually gone down. And I think that's a crucial reason.… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
I've been in journalism my entire adult life and have often defended it against fellow conservatives who claim the news business is fundamentally corrupt. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share
