Horse Quotes · Page 30

Yeah, pretending to ride a horse is actually a lot harder than riding a horse.

— Josh Hopkins

It's horse racing. If you can't beat him one way, try to win another way.

— Bob Baffert

When you are on a great horse, you have the best seat you will ever have.

— Anonymous

“No matter how good a man is, there's always some horse can pitch him.”

— John Steinbeck

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

— Henny Youngman

I was like a race horse, just trying to get into the world.

— Joely Fisher

“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink it.”

— Anonymous

I tried water polo and my horse drowned... that was a nightmare.

— Lee Evans

Ingydar was the name of my great-aunt Becky's horse, who passed away when I was a kid.

— Adrianne Lenker

Horses are not for riding! They do not exist for riding! Horse riding is man's invention! It is the making up of…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].

— Scott McNealy

Give a man a horse he can ride, give a man a boat he can sail; and his rank and wealth, his…

— James Thomson

I feel so fortunate. I was brought up along the beaches in Southern California, and then got to have horses.

— Bo Derek

“You sell off the kingdom piece by piece and trade it for a horse that will take you anywhere.”

— Colin Wright

Whenever you are faced with someone who has made far more errors in judgment and far more mistakes than you, you have…

— Julia Roberts

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.

— Danny McGoorty

A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving…

— Pam Brown

"So we'd get in a horse and buggy and we would go and park under a tree and we'd read poetry to…

— Rush Limbaugh

I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly…

— Mark Twain

Brutes find out where their talents lie; A bear will not attempt to fly, A foundered horse will oft debate Before he…

— Jonathan Swift

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. Would you notify…

— Jackie Kennedy

“You should be up celebrating." "This is part of it." She ran her hands carefully up the gelding's leg before pinning the…

— Nora Roberts

A book is a part of life, a manifestation of life, just as much as a tree or a horse or a…

— Henry Miller

The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways. Six o'clock. The burnt-out ends of smoky days. And now a…

— Anonymous

“Consider the horse' They considered it.”

— Aldous Huxley

The swiftest horse can't overtake a word once spoken

— Chinese Proverb

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.

— Noel Coward

Generosity is often the stalking horse of control.

— Anne Truitt

I really liked the idea of a talking horse in a human world.

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

Four things greater than all things are Women and horses and power and War.

— Rudyard Kipling

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

— Earl Wilson

A man in passion rides a horse that runs away with him.

— Thomas Fuller

All the tired horses in the sun How'm I supposed to get any ridin' done? Hmm.

— Bob Dylan

Scotland is a great nation, but its horses are very uncomfortable.

— Mel Gibson

You can't hang a man for shooting a woman who was trying to steel his horse.

— Willie Nelson

Sadly, there are more wild horses in holding pens than in the wild.

— Willie Nelson

“People of small caliber like to sit on high horses.”

— Magdalena Samozwaniec

If wishes were horses, beggars might ride.

— John Ray

I loved horses and horse books as a child.

— Meg Rosoff

“I have never heard anyone say, 'Oh, ick! A horse!”

— Elinor Goulding Smith