“I cut him a small amount of slack, because it's generally easier to lead a horse to water than to hold it under for the time it takes to drown it.” — Mike Carey Copy Share Image
“That's what I've never been able to get about religion: that charmless combination of altruism and insanity. Give me a cynical, self-interested bastard any… — Mike Carey Copy Share
“And send not to ask for whom the fucking bell tolls, because you're not going to like the answer.” — Mike Carey Copy Share
“The light of a hunter's moon bleached the unresisting pastels from the faces of the towers, so that they looked like titanic ribs of… — Mike Carey Copy Share
“You're a vampire, Richie. And I've got a gun the size of Nebraska. What's the worst that could happen?” — Mike Carey Copy Share
“Happy Families. What's that all about, eh? A bloody busted flush is what it is. You surround yourself with other people so the night… — Mike Carey Copy Share
“ Yahweh: You've been unhappy because you've desired things that cannot be. Lucifer: That's what desire IS. The need for what we can't have.… — Mike Carey Copy Share
“My mum’s getting married,” said Cheryl. “Again. At the Brompton Oratory. Fourth time around the track, this is. They don’t say ‘Till death us… — Mike Carey Copy Share
“And there's a darker side to Peckham, too, once you get in deep: a side I like a lot more, because I identify with… — Mike Carey Copy Share
I think Louisville will be fired up for this game. They might be in revenge mode. But, this time of the year records, don't… — Mike Carey Copy Share
“Control what people believe, and you control what they do. Who they are. The world is only the aggregate of human perception. Stories are… — Mike Carey Copy Share
When a book is read an irrevocable thing happens — a murder, followed by an imposture. The story in the mind murders the story… — Mike Carey Copy Share
“When you're a mile outside the limits of your competence, there is some comfort to be had in sounding like you know what you're… — Mike Carey Copy Share
