Children are brutal and have no malice, which makes everything they say horribly cutting. — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
I can deal with having a terrible night on stage in front a bunch of Glaswegians but not a bunch of Glaswegians and my… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
I definitely enjoyed it and I am glad I did university - four years of not being in the public eye - and I… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
In 2005, I remember being told that I could get a job wherever I wanted. — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
The one place I always get recognised for my voice - and this is the God's honest truth - is when I'm at the… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
I probably wouldn't be doing comedy, if it wasn't for the fact that I was doing stand-up and getting a few gigs, while I… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
A lot of ones I've really chased and wanted - as a comic, I've always wanted to do a 'Mock The Week' - it's… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
Everything I do sort of goes wrong but I always sort of get away with it. — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
But with voice-over on a reality TV show, I think I'm pretty up there, maybe one of the best. It's a confidence boost, which… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
I get recognised on the phone because it's harder to cover up your voice than your head. You can put a hat on or… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
My father Rodger is your typical 'funny without knowing it' kinda guy. When he says something that creates shock or joy in a room,… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
Where I come from, everyone talks like me. It's working-class Edinburgh. — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
