Why the fuck does the horoscope always talk shit about Leo's being strong & sexual but not about being kind and emotional? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Astrology's a moving system that depends on where you're looking at it from on Earth. My horoscope here in London would be… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours. — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
Astrologys a moving system that depends on where youre looking at it from on Earth. My horoscope here in London would be… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
You are always born under the wrong sign, and to live in this world properly you have to rewrite your own horoscope… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Sagittarius are very controlling. The thing about Sagittarius is this: we're planned, we're precise. We're like, 'If you do this and then… — Trina Copy Share Image
“Yuri sat on the couch to look at a stack of tennis magazines. He flipped through one at random. It fell open… — Maria Sharapova Copy Share Image
When judging a horoscope, it is of prime importance that we take into consideration the social and racial standing of the individual,… — Max Heindel Copy Share Image
HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A child is born on that day, and at that hour when the celestial rays are in mathematical harmony with his individual… — Sri Yukteswar Giri Copy Share Image
On one occasion I got this really bizarre horoscope thing from someone. It was a full-on zodiac reading, charting and intersecting all… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I remember once, I read in a horoscope, because I'm an Aries, I read this terrible thing, which really affected me, which… — Andy Serkis Copy Share Image
![“I remember once, I read in a horoscope, because I'm an Aries, I read this terrible thing, which really affected me, which said, "You will never be original. You will always be an interpreter." (Laughs) I thought, "Oh my God." You know, I had to live with that on my back for [all my life].” quote by Andy Serkis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/745/andy-serkis-1548_affected_i-remember-once-i-read-in-a-horoscope-be_196174.jpg)