I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays? — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The best way to describe this book is: John Gray + 50 Shades Of Grey = The Secrets Your Mama Didn't Tell You About MEN — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
“The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny. — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. — Johnny Bench Copy Share Image
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“But it wasn’t all about spite. Doug was horny. Not the kind of horny that could be solved with masturbation, but deep… — Darien Cox Copy Share Image
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The wolf in him demanded he kick (the door) down and claim her. The man in him just wanted to hold her… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“There were more problems with solitude than just being horny and bored. If you didn't have anyone to talk to for days… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by… — Pitbull Copy Share Image
“I mean if I wanted to get myself off I just squeezed my legs together, rocked back and forth and thought of… — Lucinda Lane Copy Share Image
“They have two moods, hungry and horny. So if you see a boy without an erection, you should go make him a… — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
For the first time in longer than I can remember, I feel peaceful. Not happy. Not sad. Not anxious. Not horny. Just… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
They really make sex into such a horrible thing and how terrible anything related to sex is, but isn't that why we're… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
“Yeah, impress her with your carpentry skills. Judging by some of the books she reads, she likes big, strong, guys—men who do… — Anne Lange Copy Share Image
“Calm down?” Her voice went really low, her eyes glittering. “Don’t tell me to calm down. I’m so freaking horny at the… — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Semi-automatic s have only two purposes. One is so owners can take them to the shooting range once in a while, yell… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“We can put your friends in the tower,” Vidrol added, rubbing a finger along the sharp line of his jaw. “It’s only… — Jane Washington Copy Share Image
“I woke up not only to my own erection, but Max’s. His cock pressed against my side like it was trying to… — James Cox Copy Share Image
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