“Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.” — Simon Dunn Copy Share Image
“This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle… — Simon Dunn Copy Share Image
“Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and… — Simon Dunn Copy Share Image
