I just want a girlfriend to do holiday shit with then we can be done after new years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do like Christmas on the whole… In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To wish you the special gifts of this holiday season. Joy, peace, and eternal happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines Day isn't a real holiday it's just for commercial purposes...coming from me who is single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit like awkward office potluck lunches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finally pulled down the Xmas tree. Felt like I was pulling down some holiday spirit too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm honoring America by stretching a one-day holiday into a week of blowing off work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you prepare to Celebrate Christmas, remind yourself that Life itself is a Celebration. Make each day a Celebration! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Memorial Day Weekend. Please thank a Vet, their families who sacrifice so much and say a prayer for those that paid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, thank heavens!” and “Just in time for the holidays” and “Oh, can you really believe . . . ?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know America is backwards when Groundhog Day is a holiday and the Super Bowl isn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New year's is my favorite holiday. Mostly because everyone wants to make out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Holidays. Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas and Warm Wishes for a wonderful Holiday Season and a very Happy New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that the best solution for holiday blues is to do something special for someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the holiday spirit be with you while you scream at your mother this Christmas — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I admit I hate school holidays and school days sometime, I wish I can attend school whenever I want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pi Day is the perfect holiday to celebrate with friends you don't have because you celebrate Pi Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not getting you a holiday present because I know you don't like writing thank-you notes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best wishes for the holidays and for health and happiness throughout the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope being at your parent's house this holiday break doesn't drive you nuts since you may be living there soon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite holiday is Daylight Savings Time when we get an extra hour of sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you and your family a wonderful holiday season and a healthy and peaceful New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you a great smile, laugh and successes for you on this day of Eid. Have a wonderful Eid day. Eid Mubarak! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May Peace, Joy, Hope and Happiness be yours during this Holiday Season and throughout the New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Holidays. Best Wishes for a Happy Holiday Season and a Happy New Year — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your blessings outnumber the Shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the real joys of the Holiday Season is the opportunity to say thank you and to wish you the very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the magic and the wonder of the holiday season stay with you throughout the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your family still feels the holiday spirit when you bring home your black boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The highlight of my holidays = smelling like a new born baby and getting bags under my eyes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
