Hitler Quotes · Page 4

Hitler is an outcome of Rousseau.

— Bertrand Russell

Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.

— Lou Holtz

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

— Larry David

“Heil Hitler to you too, Karl.”

— Horst Christian

Hitler really wasn't so bad. In the black way.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Hitler also used censorship , think about it

— Book

Next time round Hitler will be a machine.

— Germaine Greer

I hate nobody except Hitler--and that is professional.

— Anonymous

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

— Louise Rennison

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.

— Joseph Goebbels

“If you stay too close to someone like Hitler, you are going to burn someday.”

— Mark T. Sullivan

At the time I belonged to the socialist party, and Hitler came to power.

— Douglas Sirk

When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.

— Dick Gregory

Life is like a game of football, played with Hitler's severed head.

— Socrates

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.

— Martin Luther King Jr

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

— Ricky Gervais

In the beginning [Hitler] was genial and pleasant. He would have extraordinary willpower and unheard-of influence on people.

— Hermann Goring

Wagner festival was [Adolf Hitler] time with the Wagner family. [Eva Braun] asked once to attend but he forbade it and that…

— Gretl Braun

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

— Bill Bailey

Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.

— George Carlin

I can only express satisfaction that the Dear Leader is joining the likes of Gaddafi, Bin Laden, Hitler, and Stalin in a…

— John McCain

“Hitler’s aide, used to see her sitting with Hitler in his study at night, wearing a dressing gown, having champagne while he…

— Laura Shapiro

“Most of Hitler's henchmen were not demons. They were overly obedient petty bourgeois who had mutated into murderers.”

— Rudolph Herzog

Bad guys don't think they're bad guys. Hitler probably thought he was a wonderful guy doing some wonderful and righteous work for…

— Martin Landau

Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to…

— Winston Churchill

Hitler did not have Mussolini's revolutionary socialist background... Nevertheless, he shared the socialist hatred and contempt for the 'bourgeoisie' and 'capitalism' and…

— Richard Pipes

“The Doctor: Amazing. Nancy: What is? The Doctor: 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling…

— Steven Moffat

“As Hitler did, those who would bend the plowshare of religion into a sword would doubtless do the same with skin color,…

— Carlton Pearson

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was…

— Craig Ferguson

“It is the fate of great achievements, born from a way of life that sets truth before security, to be gobbled up…

— Wilhelm Reich

“The fact was that between the autumn of 1941, when he started being given hormone and steroid injections, and the second half…

— Norman Ohler

“I thought of the people on the roof and wondered how they managed to stay up there as there was nothing to…

— Alfred Nestor

“Hitler had learned nothing and had forgotten nothing.”

— Antony Beevor

Hitler is a dancing dervish. He must be shot down.

— Henning von Tresckow

The rat gave birth. Six little ones...cute baby rats... None of them are like Hitler.

— Yoshihiro Tatsumi

“The Nuremberg judges added illegal hanging atrocities to violent Hitlerian racist ferocities.”

— Saiom Shriver

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

— Alexander Woollcott

“There is no God. If there was God, He abandoned us when Adolf Hitler came into power.”

— Roberta Kagan

“Make government the herder of the flock, and the herder will cull the undesirable sheep.”

— A.E. Samaan

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

— Dave Attell