“I hated seeing these spasmodic upside-down chicken heads stretching to puncture my flesh. I imagined once that they reached my groin and pecked out my penis and my huevos and kept pecking until they got to my gut and my… — Sergio Troncoso Copy Share Image
“If your neighbor's lawn looks better than yours, don't let jealousy consume you … start working on yours. With love and dedication, your side will look better than their.” — Maria Hernandez Copy Share Image